Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

Ok, so not sure how this works. I haven't needed to ask for anything in a long time, but I really need to this time. So my dad found out last week that he is losing his job in January and I am really worried that he won't be able to find a new job (you see a lot of people don't like him all that much). He has had this job for 8 years now, and we thought he would be all set because my grandpa got it for him. But for some reason they don't want him back anymore. When he heard this he tried to get the job for a friend of his so that he could still hang around and maybe they would let him help out, but his friend is kinda old and crazy so they didn't want him to have the job. Anyway, what I really want is a new dog. You see our dog bit someone the other day, he's old and cranky and the guy got in his face and it...whatever. Plus, the dog likes my sister more, so I want my own. Besides, his name is stupid, she named him after that retarded dinosaur from tv when we were little.
Oh and I almost forgot, we are moving in January so for next year I will need to send you our new address. Not sure where we'll be, probably back in podunk Texas. Thanks in advance for the puppy Santa.

Jenna Bush