Memoirs & Tell Alls

This is the kinda stuff that goes through my head when I stay up until 4 am on a Tuesday night and need to get up at 6 to get ready for work...I started thinking about funny titles famous people could use if they wrote memoirs and tell alls. I warn you that some of them are really dumb, but remember I came up with them after only 2 hours of sleep in the last 42 hours.

1) "My Life with B.O.: A Memoir" by Michelle Obama



2) "It's Only Got One 'L', Assholle!" by Dalai Lama

3) "I Was Famous??" by Lindsay Lohan

4) "He was an Oops Baby." by George Herbert Walker Bush



5) "Oh Shit" by Pontius Pilate

6) "Serial Killers and Catcher: Why I Became a Recluse" by J.D. Salinger

7) "Hot Steamy Night with Dick...Cheney" by Glenn Beck



8) "Why I Lost in Russia" by Napoleon

9) "Why I Lost in Russia" by Hitler

10) "I Made Russia Look Like Assholes & Something About Marlyn Monroe" by John F Kennedy

11) "Booze, Coke, Hookers & Taking Shit Over" by Moammar Kadafi, forward by Steven Tyler

12) "How Many Times Can I Confess?" by Joran van der Sloot

13) "Hey, Guess What!" by Bernie Madoff

14) "Really? Are You Kidding Me? You Didn't Know?" by Liberace



15) "Life After Brynn" by Phil Hartman

Any of these would be at least an interesting read. I need to start sleeping...

-JB